Please don’t use Google’s language tools to translate my blog entries into English (or any other language). If you decide to do it anyway, please don’t judge me by the results. I beg you to consider that I am smarter, wittier and more erudite than Google Translate wants you to think.
I write in Norwegian because I am Norwegian. I have no reason to write in English (except today). If nobody has thought of mocking people with Arabic tattoos in English, Hanzi Smatter style; well, I feel sorry for you. Maybe you could do it yourself.